Economists
assert that every dollar you spend actually amplifies itself in a fiscal ripple
as it is turn spent by another person and another and another. Before long that
single dollar has been used hundreds of times, yielding massive economic growth
& bettering all our lives. But the economy is so large relative to your
puny, knavish input, that even if your dollar turns into a thousand, it gets
divided by hundreds of millions of people. In a smaller economy however, the
economy of poets say, a few bucks and its subsequent multiplier effect can go
quite a long way. Within a year, your purchase of the Lungfull! will repay you
perhaps enough to make up for the deleterious effects of having actually been
exposed to the magazine in the first place.
It's a myth
that you will get your money back after you buy a book or magazine when the
editor/author uses those same bucks to buy your book or go to your reading.
Poets are generally too miserly & disorganized to count on it. With Lungfull!
however, we guarantee you will pull in the ducats through our strategic economic
positioning.
Here's how
it will play out for you over the next year.
YOUR TIMELINE
FOR WEALTH
January |
You get a subscription
to LUNGFULL!
|
February |
which passes the
money onto the printer
whose use of waterproof
paper helps fund |
March |
the logger vs. sawmiller
kickboxing tournament
at the Sullivan County
Lumberjack Jamboree
whose shirtless winner
receives enough money |
April |
to aquire an appalachian
coal mine
& improve the
working conditions for everyone
while turning a nice
profit for himself
|
May |
more than enough
to buy
a nice turtleneck
from
a very emphatic salesperson
|
June |
who uses her commission
to rebuild her meth lab
after last year's
"big misunderstanding"
by the local law-enforcement
hazmat team |
July |
who use her generous
donation to
quit their crappy
jobs &
run a tennis camp
for orphans |
August |
llike the one in
Pirates of Penzance
which the camp goes
to see at the regional
theater
|
September |
whose manager pilfers
a small amount of money
every week from the
box office
to send to his brother
|
October |
who lost his job
as
pitching coach for
the Yankees
but who is nevertheless
very happy |
November |
so happy in fact
that he hands you half of that money
one bright day because
he saw you reading a poetry magazine
& he knows how
tough things can be for poets |
December |
Rendering you richer
than you ever imagined! |
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